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STAFF

Treatment with love, respect, and devotion.

PAUL HANSEN, M.D.

       Dr. Paul Hansen has been internationally recognized as an award-winning psychiatrist and psychoanalyst. Licensed and practiced in both the United States and Germany, Dr. Hansen was hired by the parish three years ago as the Chief Psychiatrist and chosen to assist Rev. Dr. Theodore Rostov during the recent announcement of the asylum's involvement with the highly publicized Moore case. Dr. Hansen is most well known and lauded for using his high standard of care at the Saint Jerome facility to treat his own wife at the clinic's facilities (I was not informed about what happened to his wife, I just know that she's not a patient here anymore).

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             Despite his awards and reputation, he has a slight behavioral disorder and it is noticeable. Obsessed with music, he plays loud classical music in his office, but alleges it helps the patient' s brain cells. Attended the " Rostov's special treatment" in secrecy. Nothing more can be disclosed, but I am taking notes. 

Trevor Martin

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LUCIA ACCARDI, NP

            Lucia Accardi graduated with a degree in nursing summa cum laude from the University of Minnesota. Having grown up in a heavily religious home, she devoted her knowledge and services to God by participating in several voluntary medical care programs coordinated by the church after obtaining her degree.

She presents an extreme, meticulous attention to detail and is unrelenting in the absolute care of her patients - among the patients assigned under her daily care is Livia Moore, implicated in the Moore case. Beyond her nursing and patient care duties, her responsibilities lie in maintaining general order and housekeeping of the clinic and reporting to Rev. Dr. Rostov.

 

           HOWEVER, in my opinion, she has an inferiority disorder because she likes to humiliate her colleagues with noted tones of condescension and superiority. Sometimes, I notice medications disappear but cannot conclude she has something to do with it. She frequently confabulates with Rostov and disagrees with Hansen more than she should. 

Belle Sinclair Pace

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Rita Fitzgerald, NP

Finally, this is me, the oldest nurse in the house. I am very proud to say I've been working on this facility since it was founded by the belated (and loved!) Doctor Craig. But then things got cloudy when the clinic got under the care of Father Rostov. I was not supposed to be a nurse, actually I am a poet, a writer, but THE LORD calls and we answer. My reports here will probably be erased and redone by Lucia with no passion whatsoever. IF you were lucky enough to read this so far, please notice how accurate I am in my description of this petit hell. Nothing makes sense in this place. Sometimes I like the murderer, Livia, sometimes not. In my humble opinion, everyone is possessed, but who am I to judge? I leave you all with a poem I wrote myself:  "One, two, three. Un, deux, trois. Uno, dos, tres. Um, dois, três. One, two, three... What do you have for me? A white lily from the fields, putting down the soldiers shields... Who fights in agony, cuz they don't have a white lily..." . And, please, take a look here and feel free to buy my book "The Adventures Of Nurse Bredegundy". 

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